Cann's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[911 - Have You Forgotten?]

9/11 comes but once a year

Work on your other project, Damn it!

You know i hate that song, but i like the point you made. It was simple, which is good. Nice tribute.

pac2k4 responds:

I WILL!! Thanks.

[What not to submit2]

I understand

Your message is too meaningful for these Newgrounds simpletons to understand.

XUKE responds:

I almost laugh at this. unfortanately, this was supposed to be a serious flash.... But being a n00b on newgrounds when i submitted it, i didnt realize you shouldnt submit shit videos. So i finally found a purpose for these.

[Oh Yeah~]

Genius!

OMG! Only someone with that central pit of sorrow and hate can create true art. Like Vango and Edgar Allen Poe, you use your that terrible feeling that just barely tickles your gut with depression and hopelessness. Happiness doesn't make good art. I believe that you tried to submit happy art in the past and the rage that you righteously force onto your reviews is caused by the blamming that of, what you felt at the time was, your most precious artwork. But now, you create true artistic wonders. I can almost feel the pain that you feel when I read your reviews and watch your movies. If you make too many movies like this, you will kill the wonderful, artistic purity of them.

XUKE responds:

I thought you where.... kidding until i saw the ten... but i still have to wonder... what the hell? Okay im a sad sorry bastard.... or am i? God this is to good! lol.

[Evolution of Man]

Short and sweet.

Just how an introduction should be. Just enough so that people recognize where it came from.

[Ass and State: Roy Moore]

Finaly...

A movie with some real substance. A movie that shows an author's personal view an a legitimate subject with out just someone shooting or punching someone else. Very good work!

[CF.EXE Intro (team)]

Let me get this straight...

...your going to put a 400kb intro on the begining of all of your movies that people with less than a 1.2gHz processor can't properly view. If that's true, maybe you should consider redesigning your intro.

Zero-EXE responds:

I'll consider that.

[SBC announcement]

Good work Helios!

I gave this one a 5 to make up for your movie "Worlds Greatest." I just have on compliant, I don't understand what happened at the end. It looked like something fell put i couldn't see what it was.

-CannibisJRB

BAFA responds:

Thanks.. i apriciate it... i just hope it survives...

Oh and i forgot to put a stop command into it... ^_^ Its a big box of poems ;)

[Sam-or-I!]

The voices were off

It could just be the computer I'm using, but the voices were way off from the mouths.

[Vodka's Accident]

It was OK

but the people laughed for too long.

[cf.exe intro]

Just an intro...

well, that intro will add 200k to your movies. Maybe you should try to make the file size smaller.